Category: Dairy Free

  • The Global Warming: A High Proof Dark & Stormy

    The Global Warming: A High Proof Dark & Stormy

    < The Global Warming Cocktail. A super high proof Dark and Stormy made for #NationalRumDay. Sponsored by Drizly.com.  DOOOOOOOOOOOOMED! Yup. We’re all doomed. The world is getting warmer, the ice caps are melting, and Donald Trump seems to be trying to instigate global thermo nuclear war with North Korea. I don’t know about you guys, but this […]

  • The Classic Negroni: Your New Favorite Cocktail

    The Classic Negroni: Your New Favorite Cocktail

    The Classic Negroni is the perfect cocktail for any and all occasions. #NegroniWeek Heeeeeeeey guys and gals! Guess what? It’s Negroni Week! What’s A Negroni? A Negroni is the perfect cocktail. Its super simple composition consists of gin, sweet vermouth, and an Italian bitters called Campari. Campari is a liqueur made with a citrusy, bitter taste. It’s much […]

  • Easy Roasted Garlic Gravy Recipe

    Easy Roasted Garlic Gravy Recipe

    This easy Roasted Garlic Gravy is your new go to gravy recipe that goes perfectly with mashed potatoes, turkey, chicken, pork, and beef. It’s so versatile that it’s also the perfect gravy for Thanksgiving and Christmas regardless of what meat or vegetable dish your serving. It’s All Gravy, Baby, With This Roasted Garlic Gravy! Ladies and gentlemen, […]

  • Blood Orange Shirley Temple

    Blood Orange Shirley Temple

    A Blood Orange Shirley Temple. A new twist on your favorite childhood drink made with ginger ale, grenadine, and blood orange syrup.   Animal Crackers In My Soup Monkeys and rabbits loop de loop! Is it weird that I’m a Millennial male and know that song? Well today we’re making Shirley Temples. Chances are, if you were ever 5 […]

  • Spicy Bacon Whiskey Soda

    Spicy Bacon Whiskey Soda

    How to make your own DIY bacon whiskey and create a unique cocktail to go with it. Using a SodaStream seltzer maker you can create your own soda with Torani Spicy Kola Nut syrup. Next, just add bacon whiskey. It’s Bacon Month And I’m Not Drunk We can fix that! Today we’re going to make a […]

  • Sriracha Bacon Lobster Rolls

    Sriracha Bacon Lobster Rolls

    Sriracha Bacon Lobster rolls are the perfect thing for a summer cookout. A blend of succulent lobster, spicy sriracha, mayo, and crumbled bacon make a for a delicious seasonal summer treat. What Happened When The Crustacean Was Late For Work? She lobster job! ???? That Was Awful Yup.  It’s the end of August ’tis the season for […]

  • Grilled Peach Bellini

    Grilled Peach Bellini

    Seasonal summer peaches cooked over a hot flame and turned into a refreshing summer cocktail.  A grilled peach bellini is the perfect aperitif for a hot, humid evening. Movin’ To The Country… Actually no I’m not, but we are gonna eat a lot of peaches! It’s mid-July right now and approximately 98,000,000º out and our […]

  • The Jagerita

    The Jagerita

    The Jagerita is a new twist on the classic Margarita. Instead of tequila, Jägermeister is used to give the drink an herbal, floral, spring/summery flavor. The What Now? The Jägerita! A Jägerita is a variant on the classic margarita except, but instead of tequila, Jägermeister is the main ingredient. What’s Jägermeister? So, for those of […]

  • Pork Banh Mi Burger

    Pork Banh Mi Burger

    This Pork Banh Mi Burger has all the flavors of a modern Vietnamese classic in burger form! Possibly the best burger you’ll ever make #BurgerMonth 2016 #BurgerMonth! What do you call a pig thief? A Hamburglar! Did you now that May is National Burger Month? Well if you’re wondering why every month isn’t burger month, […]

  • Pimm’s Cup In A Pimp Cup

    Pimm’s Cup In A Pimp Cup

    FX’s Archer is back! Let’s take a trip to the Danger Zone with a Pimm’s Cup in a Pimp Cup, a refreshing summer cocktail made with Pimm’s #1, sparkling lemonade, and an obscene amount of fruit. Sploosh! That’s right! That sound means Archer’s back! Holy Shit Snacks! That’s right! The TV series chronicling adventures of […]