Cinnamon Toast Squanch

Cinnamon Toast Squanch

Cinnamon Toast Squanch is a boozy milkshake made with cereal milk, Bailey’s Irish Cream inspired by Adult Swim’s Rick and Morty.

Squanchy!!!

Hey guys and gals! Are you ready for the squanchiest cocktail ever squanched?

What is Squanch?

OK. So let me first start off by saying that I’ve formed a little group on Facebook of nerdy, geeky, pop culture obsessed food bloggers.  I call it Nomicon, like ComiCon, but with noms.  When Nomicon was a little looser, some other bloggers and I created some Archer themed recipes.  I made a Pimm’s Cup in a Pimp Cup and you can read all about it by clicking the link in this sentence.

Well this month we are doing a themed recipe inspired by a cartoon.  Ok, it’s still kind of loosey goosey but as long as the recipe is inspired by a cartoon then it qualifies for this theme.  I actually went through too many idea’s for this one.

My first thought was to make Jake’s Sandwich from Adventure Time.  Problem is, lobster soul just isn’t in season and I it would have been out of my budget.

Sorry, Lemongrab.  Maybe next time.

My next idea was to make something inspired by South Park. My ideas were “Your Parents Chili”, which would have been inspired by that episode where Cartman serves Scott Tenorman his own parents in a bowl of chili for conning Cartman into buying his pubes.

I mean it wouldn’t have been YOUR parents… ah well nevermind.

Another thought was Kanye West’s Fish Dicks.

Do you like fish sticks, Kanye?

Well then you must be a gay fish!

Kanye just doesn’t get it…

I legit made Mint Berry Crunch Bars.

The power of mint and berries yet with a satisfying tasty crunch! Shablagoo!

Well let me tell you, folks, Mint-Berry Crunch Bars (Crunch Berries bars with mint butter and marshmallow) were fucking disgusting.  Really nasty.  I felt sick for days, probably because no one should eat that many Crunch Berries in one sitting who isn’t 12.

For months, since seeing the hilarity that is Rick and Morty, I’ve had the phrase “Cinnamon Toast Squanch” in my head.  I had no idea what it would be until…

You Still Haven’t Told Us What Squanch Is!

Right!  Have ya’ll scene Rick and Morty?  Adult Swim’s cartoon about a kid and his mad scientist, alcoholic, debaucherous, grand father who go on bizarre interdimensional adventures together?  Well it’s hilarious!  Anyway, there is a side character in Rick and Morty named Squanchy.  Squanchy is a raunchy, scraggly, cat-like, alien creature from the planet Squanch.

Squanchy

Squanchy culture is more contextual than literal.  You just say what’s in your squanch and people understand.

Thus Cinnamon Toast Squanch was born!  Like I said, I have the name in my head but couldn’t figure out what it could have been, until I thought of cereal milk!

What The Squanch Is Cereal Milk?

Now you’re getting the hang of it!  Cereal Milk was created by Chef Cristina Tosi of the Momofuku Milk Bar.  Basically, you know how when you’re eating a bowl of cereal and the milk at the end is exceptionally delicious?  That’s because the milk has absorbed all the flavors, sugars, and whatever much like tea leaves in hot water.  Chef Tosi’s calls for toasted corn flakes but you can use other cereals as long as they aren’t too heavy in dyes.  Simply take cereal and add it to milk at a 40/60 ratio and let it steep in the fridge for 2 hours. Voila! Cereal Milk!

Can I Make Serial Milk?

Sure! You just have to ask Sarah Koenig really, really nicely.

So, Cinnamon Toast Squanch is a milkshake using cereal milk.  Since Squanchy is a whole lot raunchy, I decided to add booze and make it a cocktail.  Let’s just add a some squanching Bailey’s in there!

When you’re ready to make your Cinnamon Toast Squanch just add the cereal milk, bailey’s, and vanilla ice cream to a blender.  Blend on liquify for about 30 seconds and serve in soda fountain glasses.  Top with whipped cream and garnish with pieces of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

Who Are The Nerds of Nomicon?

Nomageddon

Nomageddon

Look it’s me! I did a thing!

Forking Up

Forking Up

Bacon Pancakes From Adventure Time

Cakies HQ

Cakies HQ

Chef’s Chocolate Salty Balls

Baking MischiefBaking Mischief

Strawberry and Nutella Crepe Cones from Fruits Basket

The Flavor Bender

The Flavor Bender

Homemade Slurm

 

Oooooooooooweeeeee they all look much better than Mint Berry Crunch Bars.

Well there ya have it. That’s how to make Cinnamon Toast Squanch, a boozy cereal milk milkshake!

Currently Jamming To

No Caption Needed…except this is a caption…now I’ve confused myself.

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Cinnamon Toast Squanch
Cinnamon Toast Squanch
Serves 1
The Squanchiest Cocktail That's Ever Squanched.
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Prep Time
2 hr
Cook Time
1 min
Total Time
2 hr 1 min
Prep Time
2 hr
Cook Time
1 min
Total Time
2 hr 1 min
Ingredients
  1. 1 Cup Cinnamon Toast Crunch
  2. 1 1/2 Cup Organic Whole Milk
  3. 1/2 Cup Bailey's
  4. 4 Scoops of Vanilla Ice Cream
  5. Whipped Cream
  6. Cinnamon Toast Crunch For Garnish
For the Cereal Milk
  1. Add 1 1/2 cup milk to 1 cup Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Chill the combination and strain the liquid into a measuring cup. You should have 1 cup of cereal milk.
For The Milkshake
  1. Add cereal milk, Bailey's, and ice cream to a blender and blend on liquify for 30 seconds.
  2. Pour into a soda fountain glass and top with whipped cream. Garnish with pieces of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Adapted from Foodie Crush
Adapted from Foodie Crush
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34 comments on “Cinnamon Toast Squanch

  1. July 8, 2016 at 5:06 pm

    Oh for goodness sake….now not only do I need to make this bevvie, but I need to watch the adventures of Squanchy!
    You are putting too many things on my to-do list. 🙂

    • July 8, 2016 at 5:13 pm

      No time to squanch! You need to do em all right squanching now!

  2. July 9, 2016 at 10:01 pm

    I have never heard of this cartoon but sure do like the creation you made.

    • July 9, 2016 at 10:03 pm

      Whether of not you have seen Rick and Morty, you honestly would love a bailey’s, cereal milk milkshake. 🙂 Cheers!

  3. July 9, 2016 at 11:04 pm

    Oh I’d never known what Squanch is until now o.O

  4. July 9, 2016 at 11:30 pm

    I think I’m entering a glorious sugar coma just from reading this lol. Sounds delicious!

  5. July 10, 2016 at 11:47 am

    I have been meaning to try cereal milk but never got around it. I just added cinnamon toast to my grocery list!!

  6. July 10, 2016 at 4:40 pm

    Oh my gosh, this milkshake sounds seriously fantastic. I just so happen to have a box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch in my pantry now…

  7. July 10, 2016 at 6:53 pm

    So now I feel legit, like my kids would say, knowing about all of this! Seriously though, the milkshake souds awesome, and I wouldn’t have to share it! 🙂

  8. July 10, 2016 at 7:04 pm

    Well, this sounds delicious! And I love the addition of Bailey’s. 😉

  9. July 11, 2016 at 5:48 pm

    This made me laugh! Oh gosh I have to try it!

  10. July 11, 2016 at 6:50 pm

    I didn’t understand the name at all, so thanks for explaining that, haha! This sounds absolutely divine!! Thanks so much for sharing!

  11. July 11, 2016 at 8:02 pm

    Ummm yes please! I’ll take one right now!
    Kari
    http://sweetteasweetie.com/coconut-shrimp/

  12. July 11, 2016 at 9:04 pm

    Oh my goodness this looks so yummy!

  13. July 11, 2016 at 11:27 pm

    This recipe is brilliant! Sounds epic. Love the idea of making cereal milk!

  14. July 12, 2016 at 12:32 am

    Ok I admit you lost me at Kanye lol! But I have had Cristina Tosi’s cereal milk soft serve and it is delicious. Now I really need to give this a go. Maybe I’ll have a squanch epiphany!

  15. July 12, 2016 at 9:58 am

    This looks amazing and I want to join your club!

  16. July 12, 2016 at 12:06 pm

    This is epic! This looks so yummy that I have to try this now!

  17. July 12, 2016 at 12:30 pm

    This is such a unique and fun idea. Love it. .I would actually like to try this 🙂

  18. July 12, 2016 at 12:33 pm

    Oh man, you guys sound like you’d be my best friends! Nerdiness plus good food? Yes!

  19. July 12, 2016 at 1:18 pm

    That sounds like a really fun Facebook group and this recipe looks delish! Thanks for sharing it!

  20. July 12, 2016 at 1:18 pm

    Hahahaha I cracked up so much with this post and then I ended by drooling on myself with the description of cereal milk. Now I need it in my life and working out can go to hell. Great post!

  21. July 12, 2016 at 5:38 pm

    Such a fun idea… Made me giggle 🙂 🙂 Will definitely try to make it myself.

    Ninz

  22. July 12, 2016 at 9:21 pm

    Who doesn’t love cinnamon toast crunch? This sounds incredible! Perfect for my next girl’s night out get together! 🙂

  23. July 13, 2016 at 12:12 am

    hhhaha I love the combinations you made with Adventure time and south park

  24. July 13, 2016 at 8:18 am

    Using the cereal milk in the shake is brilliant! I would straight up devour this!

  25. July 13, 2016 at 9:07 am

    What a fun post!! I am repeating squanch and laughing.. Love how it sounds! As for the drink, well hello.. You had me at Bailey’s!! YUM

  26. July 13, 2016 at 9:24 am

    Bring on the Squanch! Can I have one for breakfast??

  27. July 13, 2016 at 9:48 am

    Totally cracking up! But, seriously, this looks insanely delicious. Sounds amazing with the Bailey’s for us grown-ups, but I am positive my kids would love the virgin version of this. Great creation! 🙂

  28. July 13, 2016 at 10:02 am

    Cereal milk is my favorite part of eating cereal, and now you’ve turned it into a cinnamony, adult milkshake. Excellent idea!

  29. July 15, 2016 at 7:51 pm

    This was very interesting to read. I am both grossed out (I never really drink the milk from cereal) and really wanting to try it. I love milkshakes and anything that makes it better is worth a try.

  30. July 15, 2016 at 11:46 pm

    Wow what a great photo! Love the styling on this post. This is my hubby’s fav cereal too

  31. July 16, 2016 at 9:23 pm

    OMG…this sounds amazing…Bailey’s is my absolute favorite AND add ice cream….yes please

  32. July 17, 2016 at 5:32 pm

    Looks yummy!

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